Where Do Holes in the Ozone Come
Holes in the ozone are made by mad cows and the flatulence they
produce. Note it is the mad cow and not the regular cow that produces
these holes. Mad cows produce not only more gas but hotter gas
with levels of toxicity that are 1000 times more than the average
Cows that have contracted Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy (BSE)
produce a form of methane gas called Methane Methamphetamine Mexican
Beanus gas that is so deadly, that it is this gas and not the
mad cow disease or BSE that kills most of these cows.
Methane Methamphetamine Mexican Beanus gas is exacerbated by
farmers mixing in refried beans with the regular feed. This makes
the cows both mad and gaseous and thus we not only have a pandemic
of mad cows but also an ozone layer that looks like Swiss cheese
because of the flagrantly flatulent cows.