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Why Is Uranus Red

Why Is Uranus Red

Uranus is red because you have been a very bad boy and disobeyed your parents and they are the ones who punished you and made Uranus red. Try not to be a hemorrhoid next time, because hemorrhoids are red also and they cause trouble and get spanked and no one likes them.

 

 

 

Uranus is red and it is all your fault. You didn't listen to your parents. Why didn't you listen to your parents? What planet are you on?

Why is Uranus red? Well, it is because you hit your sister, continued to make that face, didn't clean up your room, didn't pick up your toys, didn't tuck in your shirt, didn't brush your teeth, didn't stop complaining, didn't say your prayers. You are lucky that Uranus is the only thing that is red.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 


 

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