Why is snow white
Snow is white because the seven dwarfs, unbeknownst to many, are
a great and talented public relations firm responsible for discovering
and developing the actress's talent and career. Snow is white because
one day Dopey was grumpy and said of lot of profanity out loud that
turned Miss Snow white as a ghost.
Miss White never fully recovered from the tragedy, but the dwarfs
went on the market the Snow White brand vigorously and have turned
this iconic figure into a nice seven figure income for many of the
executives involved with marketing and production.
It was reported that Miss Snow White was once lost while skiing
at Big Bear mountain in Califoria as she apparently slipped off
her skiis and blended in with the powder, rendering her virutally
invisible to others. This reflection and lack of color had the marketing
executives very concerned for future appearnces and have opted to
show off Miss Snow White primarily at night now where their is much