Why do birds suddenly appear?
Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near? It is because
you are a statue, my dear. Birds, mostly of the pigeon-icarus variety,
like suddenly appearing and putting the poop upon the statues. All
you have to do is move a little and this will scare the birds away.
No, really why do birds suddenly appear?
Birds appear out of nowhere because you are in an Alfred Hitchcock
movie. You are a hapless victim with a bull's-eye upon your scalp
and angry birds want to hurt you. These birds want nothing better
than to peck your eyes out and make small nests within your ears.
No, stop teasing, why do birds suddenly appear?
With the decline of the telecom industry the carrier pigeon is
coming back into favor. Don't worry - he won't hurt you. He is only
bringing you a message from a friend. "You've got mail."
For the lyrics to "Close To You" click here: Close